You work out of a Hotel?
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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