I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
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