belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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