Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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