Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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