Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
they're like a gay fantastic four
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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