fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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