We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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