Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
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