i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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