Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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