If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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