I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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