like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
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