Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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