i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Randomize
