there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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