Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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