did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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