i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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