yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Duck Duck Cougar?
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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