He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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