Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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