So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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