do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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