I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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