There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
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