Sry I called you an 8
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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