That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I've blown a few things in my day
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
your like the ambassador to my penis.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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