rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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