i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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