i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I think I sprained my soul last night
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
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