You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
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