from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
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