wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Come see our sink grown plant.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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