Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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