He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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