marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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