I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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