isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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