Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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