Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
