I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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