is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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