Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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