You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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