Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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