knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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