whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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