Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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