never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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