Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
