She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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