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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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