im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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