She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
3 2 1 whiskey
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Randomize